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1. If you had sixteen cows and two goats,what would you have?

2. What doesn"t ask questions but must be answered?

3. What follows a dog everywhere?

4. What do you serve but never eat?

5. Why does a bull have horns?

6. Which is faster –heat or cold?

7. What must you pay when you go to school?

8. When a lemon asks for help, what does it want?

9. Why is a river rich?

10. Did your sister help you with your homework?

11. What gets wetter as it dries?

12. Doctor, I think I"m getting smaller .What should I do ?

13. What do you get after it"s been taken?

14. What"s the best way to speak to a monster?

15. What kind of driver can"t drive?

Answers:

1.      a lot of milk

2.      a telephone

3.      its tail

4.      a tennis ball

5.      because its bell doesn"t work.

6.      Heat. You can catch a cold.

7.      attention

8.      lemonade

9.      because it has two banks.

10.  no sir. She did all of it.

11.  a towel

12.  You"ll have to be a little patient.

13.  your photograph

14.  from a long distance!

15.  a screwdriver