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زبان * خط * سخن * صفحه شخصی : ابوالقاسم آوند Read for fun 3 A man arrived on a dive with a brand new pair of super flippers (swim fins), and his friend asked why he needed them for the leisurely dive they had planned. The staff nurse of an emergency department calls in the next patient. He"s badly cut and bruised and visibly shaken. She asks him what happened while she attends to his injuries. "Well, I was driving along, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, this fridge smashed through the windscreen! I"m lucky to be alive!" She bandages him up and calls in the next patient, who walks in with cuts to his hands and a back injury. "What happened to you?" she asks. "Oh, I feel such a fool," says the man, "I"ve never trusted my dear wife and I get fits of jealousy even though she"s completely innocent. I got home early this afternoon and burst through the door thinking I might catch her with another man but she was alone in the kitchen ironing her skirt ready for work. "She shouted at me for being an idiot and ruining the door, and I went into a fit of rage and ended up picking the fridge up and throwing it out of the window! I"m such an idiot, someone could have been killed! AND I"ve done my back in with the strain of it!" The nurse tut tuts and gives him some pain killers and tells him to rest. Finally a third man is wheeled in, he"s broken both his legs and an arm and he"s naked and covered in milk. "What happened to you!" she exclaims. "Well," he begins, "I was in this fridge ..." Once some robbers broke into a bank, one of them pointed the gun at the cashier said, "Give me all your money, or you"ll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean "HISTORY."" The robber answered, "Don"t change the subject." One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The coach was in despair at his side"s fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day the coach called his men together and told them that he was taking them fishing. "What for?" they asked. "To make sure you catch something this season!" he said. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" A church service was in full swing, the pews were packed. موضوع مطلب : چهارشنبه 87 تیر 19 :: 9:57 صبح :: نویسنده : ابوالقاسم آوند
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